Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Dogs & Light Bulbs

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Rottweiler: Make me!
Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...
Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.
Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

10 comments:

bigwhitehat said...

For Chihuahuas, I always heard two. But don't ask me how they got in there.

Donella said...

This is cute! I've seen this before, but I've always thought this should be added...

Beagle: It's within my well-secured area. I have to bark at it until it goes away.

One of Many said...

Very funny! My Aussie is smart and she knows it. She only works for hambugers!

Dee said...

Being the "mommy" of a Boxer, I love this! It is so true!!! Some nights I'll hear him draggin in his stuffed animals and I'm just like, "Not now Tigger..go to bed!"
DeeDee

ABFreedom said...

Toooooooooo funny ... LOL ... haven't heard these before... thanks.

Gayle said...

Not much difference between golden retrievers and black labrador retrievers; they are both laid back and enthusiastic about being outside. I'm the mommy of a black lab, in case you haven't figured that out... but I'm certain you did! Precious post! :)

Skip said...

I am not fortunate enough at this time to have a dog....
But I am sure my cat would make it a point to let someone know they are slacking and there is a light out in HIS house

shoprat said...

That was different and good for a grin.

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